Saturday, January 07, 2006

"Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.


If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer."

8 comments:

Vee said...

They're hilarious. Erm, I don't fit into any of those categories! *help* orrrr maybe that's a good thing. But these days you never know. Everyone seems to have some sort of neurosis and they also seem proud of them! Quirky is one thing, insane another eh? :)

Lindsay Lobe said...

Hi DA

I love it, but what about one final option. If you want to talk to a real person, hang up and call my help line personal assistant on ......who will help you make up your mind what number to press !!

I am glad to see a CIO with a good sense of humour.

best wishes

Blogger formerly known as JBlue said...

I wouldn't know which one to push first.

MARYBETH said...

lol THAT IS FUNNY!

RC said...

:D Reminds me the cows..I would press 2,3,1,3,2,4..then maybe 2,1,2,2,2,1..
..you know, to find the secret code!

Callooh said...

2 2 2

33333

4 5 55 6 77

shhh
hey can you hand me the tin foil....
they can hear me ....


what? please timmy don't go, I promise I'll not spank us again, please tell me about the monkey's whiskers - please....

hello.....

hello.............

pleeese is anyone there.....





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DA said...

Thx Vee, I'll give you the direct number :-)

Always a pleasure reading your comments Lesley. Best wishes 2 u

JulianB, just push the red button..

Thx for stopping by Marybeth.

Aarhh, don't mention the secret code rc or you would have to kill me afterwards..

As said earlier Calooh, Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean everybody isn't out to get you :-)

Elizabeth Green said...

What if you have multiple ailments? Do you push the one you suffer the worst?