Friday, June 23, 2006

Khalil on Robbie Williams:

Then Almitra spoke again and said... "And what of Robbie Williams, master?" And he answered saying: I forsee that DA from CafeDA will be invited to one of his (extremely fast sold out) concerts in the Amsterdam Arena. "But by whom will he be invited master?" And he replied with the words: He will be invited in the sky-box of his favourite accountancy firm!. "But master, will DA enjoy the show?" And then he said: Oh yes, knowing DA just a little bit he most certainly will enjoy looking at all the beautiful dressed up girls that are getting more and more excited along the way. Yes, believe me DA will enjoy himself because the ratio woman/men will be like 80/20 and the dreadful sound of the Amsterdam Arena won't even bother him..

Have a great weekend my dearest virtual friends, enjoy the now!


Nova said...

Oh, wow, Dimitri, have a wonderful time!

Gary said...

Then Almitra spoke once more and said, "What kind of a man is this DA from CafeDA, master?"

And he master replied, "He is a complex man, he flourishes in the world of corporate finance, but studies my friend, the Buddha. He gets irate over stupid things in society, but writes about them in a humorous manner. He questions relationships, yet rejoices to be in a huge room with 4 women for every man. This DA marches to the beat of many inner drummers my children."

Or something like that...

Sothis said...

Then the Almitra spoke once again. "But beware, if the women think you like Robbie Williams, they will all think you are gay and just want you as a friend. Wear nothing from Prada or Gucci. If you appear too much the metrosexual, your endeavour shall fail. And when listening to the melodies of the Great Master Robbie, forget not to journey to the local coffee shop--too much Robbie Williams can damage the clear mind."

Vee said...

Oh my GOD!!! ROBBIE WILLIAMS!!! Why you Dimitri?? Life is so damn unfair!! *pout*

LOL...I agree with Sothis. :)

Tina said...

Hmmmm... so this DA from CafeDA will be an oh-so-happy male fish in a sea of glittery and glamorous female fishes?
The previous post of Khalil on Marriage makes much more sense now :)

Kathleen Callon said...

Hope you had/have a fantastic time.

DA said...

Thx Nova, hope your weekend was swell too!

Gary and Sothis you just made Khalil turn in his grave. But gave me a big smile to get through the rainy weekend :-) Thx guys!

Well Veena, you're right! Life's unfair indeed :-) He will be in Toronto too won't he?

Tina, this fish's mouth is just too big. I have behaved quite the gentleman I can assure you :-)

Thx Kat I did. So did you I hope..

Gary said...

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Blogger formerly known as JBlue said...

Thirty-five percent of the ads for dating are from DA alone, Gary??? How does he find the time?