Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Bush Administration, Halloween 365 days a year..



N o one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens
We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them
Asia's crowded and
Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us
We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too
Boom goes London and boom Paris
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now
-Randy Newman

9 comments:

pissed off patricia said...

Oh great, now I have to go and change my panties. Didn't expect to see something that scary over here.

I have come here trick or treating. Hand over the candy or I lob this raw egg right at your computer screen.

When I'm finished here I'll hop on my broom and be gone in a flash.

Happy Halloween and may all your treats be good ones.

Anonymous said...

Randy Newman did always have a way of saying things.

Mary said...

Looks about right...
Happy Halloween!

Anonymous said...

Oh boy, I guess Amsterdam will not get spared either... better start reinforcing those dykes otherwise most of Holland will become a big puddle.

tina said...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! That is a HORRIFYING image, but it fits.

Worried said...

What a dreadful picture, DA! Old great grandmas should not have such sights sprung upon them unexpectedly. Poem is apt, though.

Re: your comment on our post: Neanderthal is correct. The more power the CRs, RRs, and their ilk gain, the further back we evolve -- or is that devolve? If it gets too bad, can Granny and I immigrate to the Netherlands?

Vee said...

eeks, that actually gave me a fright! add to it the scary words by Randy Newman and you have the perfect Halloween Nightmare.

Don't you have some cute dog stories you can post for a change? hehehe

Sothis said...

I don't know, I think he looks way scarier as himself (serial killers usually are rather unassuming).

Now a picture of Dick Cheney, now that is scary...

Gary said...

Hey DA - you trying to give me nightmares?

I love Randy Newman.